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Truth Demotivational Poster


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.32/5

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Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm, #253885
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm, #253882

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm, #253879
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm, #244662
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm, #243207
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am, #242033
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am, #242031
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am, #242029
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am, #242028
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am, #241302
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am, #241281
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm, #241280
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm, #241276
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am, #251398
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


MEASURES - A knight in shining armor is a knight who has never had his metal tested For your armor after battle tells the story of who you truly are


TAGS: armor knight truth
Rating: 4.61/5

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powla412 - November 22, 2013, 12:55 pm, #251116
I want to buy this poster. How do I do that?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm, #250717
Did you mean :"mettle"?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm, #250716
Did you means :"mettle"?
fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:47 am, #250701
No comment required - 5L's well won, sir knight.


GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.


TAGS: politics truth right to bare arms
Rating: 3.58/5

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itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:11 pm, #222207
uncle sam dousnt want you
itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:10 pm, #222206
its t bad this world has idiots like fred - #150050 it will start with guns and eventually we will be caged like dogs and the government will control all aspects of our lives until then enjoy life
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:45 am, #150050
some things are more dangerous than others, retard.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:27 pm, #119721
Ah the tunnel thing was unintended. Just another guns poster with that line would have been great.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:16 pm, #119720
I just one, but I substituded "someone" with "a b****" for the sake of comedic affect...****! I forgot to put tags on again!
Haarakkon - September 19, 2009, 3:15 pm, #119719
I'm fairly sure that's what Random meant.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:08 pm, #119718
A tunnel? I don't believe in those. I guess I could make an original out of it...okay.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:01 pm, #119715
The comment that is.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:00 pm, #119714
Make a poster out of that. Now.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 2:57 pm, #119713
Guns don't make you a killer, but they can sure speed up the process. It takes hours to choke someone.
reason - September 19, 2009, 2:17 pm, #119703
Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, Punk?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 12:18 am, #109627
Donkey shine.
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:59 pm, #109539
well said!
mauser98k - August 18, 2009, 3:57 pm, #109538
5 lions
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 11:43 am, #96338
agdaniel = bricktop w/o pigs?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:50 pm, #90762
I hear hogs do a great job at cleaning up messes like say a nosy Animal Control employee.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:48 pm, #90702
Your bats may "fix" a problem... but when you want that "problem" to "go away" you're gonna need mealworms... "trained" ones who won't "talk".
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm, #90700
As what? Food for your army of darkness, or AS your army of darkness. Cuz if it's the latter, then I think I see your problem right there .... And I may start demanding from you your lunch money.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:21 pm, #90671
I've had markedly less success with my mealworms.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:13 pm, #90667
True enough, I guess, but just the other day an Animal Control dude wanted to know why I seemed to be training all these bats in my garden shed. Asking me stuff like "what are you training them for?" Well let's just say that THAT problem fixed itself.
RONSART - June 27, 2009, 8:09 pm, #90665
Being a “GUNS” owner...love gun posters.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:49 pm, #90646
I'm all for firearm rights, but only if the death penalty was mandatory for gun deaths across the board... unless in self defense. Eye for an eye is BS, but if you can kill someone, you don't belong here... and we should end that gene pool immediately.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:30 pm, #90636
Many people get the point. The problem is they keep giving the cameras and microphones to the idiots who don't get it.
TJ - June 27, 2009, 7:20 pm, #90635
FINALLY someone gets the f***in' point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:11 pm, #90632
Thank you, moo+
mooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 6:44 pm, #90626
Nice one 5 lions


WORDS OF WISDOM -


TAGS: truth
Rating: 4.32/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 5:26 am, #235001
Indeed, applicable at work places especially.


DENIAL -


TAGS: lies truth belief
Rating: 4.53/5

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Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:24 pm, #236212
So true, yet so few have the guts to admit it... 5L
Sho - June 12, 2012, 9:13 pm, #236211
Thank you!
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:55 pm, #236210
This is really good Sho. Cool image, great title and caption.


HURTS, DOESN'T IT? -


TAGS: mortality depressing truth hurts
Rating: 4.5/5

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Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 5:59 pm, #189680
I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5


WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power




TRUTH - There's always the hyena of morality at the garden gate and the real wolf at the end of the street


TAGS: truth wolf
Rating: 4.75/5

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THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....




JUSTIN -


TAGS: culos truth hurts
Rating: 4.7/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 1:59 pm, #227030
Nice one!! go to cry to mama!
dindi - February 16, 2011, 4:06 am, #212496
LOL!!!!
tina6a6i - February 16, 2011, 1:32 am, #212494
cry me a river dorkface
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:12 pm, #212486
Absolutely love this one. Definately 5 tissues for you!


FACT OF THE MATTER - There is no paradise, without sacrifice




THE TRUTH -




IN THE END - only memories stay with you.


TAGS: old truth
Rating: 4.42/5

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HARSH TRUTH - “We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.” -Welles-




9-11 CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: 911 conspiracy truth
Rating: 3.11/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:59 pm, #211303
Almost. Needed to fine-tune the caption. If you're gonna sell "offensive" as humor, make sure you build a quality product.


2010 -


TAGS: 2010 conservatives liberals the truth
Rating: 3.21/5

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Zed - September 17, 2009, 4:13 pm, #118940
Just try it, "ME/Smarterthanyou", go ahead. Just be warned, I shoot back.
me - September 17, 2009, 12:55 pm, #118875
And when those cards become name tags, we will know who to aim for.
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:33 am, #78988
Isn't that when the world's economy fill finally collapse?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 2:46 am, #60047
MR. HtD?....wow...always thought I was alone...nice to see you see the humor too...lol
HtD - February 16, 2009, 2:39 am, #60046
Haha. You aren't alone Ron.
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:31 am, #60032
Definitely made me laugh. Did you find the "$1 Trillion Dollars" yet?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 1:06 am, #60030
Thought you would enjoy this...lol...lol...lol...lol
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:03 am, #60029
Not a chance in hell, my friend. I could have a full frontal lobotomy and still have enough sense to know ya'll are out of your minds. Keep hoping if it makes you feel good though, bud.
Trapper - February 16, 2009, 12:51 am, #60026
You mean there is a liberal on this site?


PARENTS - Always hiding the truth from us...


TAGS: dog sad funny parents always hiding the truth
Rating: 3.74/5

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Dangle - July 9, 2010, 3:41 am, #183776
im not sure if thats a parental win or fail... funny as hell either way! lol
LD0ne - August 26, 2009, 10:34 am, #112188
LOL that is awesome
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 11:48 am, #101295
I always wondered where Skittles was. How could he?
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:36 am, #101276
I'd do that one for free! Two seriously scarred kids...coming up!
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 8:51 am, #101237
ill do it, sorry kids
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 10:51 pm, #101099
Haha i was reading that yesterdya xD
Im Suddenly An Actor - July 27, 2009, 10:48 pm, #101098
For $500 Ill bloody do it!
Preacher Man - July 2, 2009, 11:34 pm, #92414
Is it any wonder that so many people believe conspiracy theories? If you can't trust your own father to not conspire against you...
RandomApe - July 2, 2009, 8:25 pm, #92362
Wow, just...wow


REVELATIONS -


TAGS: people wont tell the truth
Rating: 4.83/5

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Zetmonk - July 19, 2012, 9:24 am, #237418
It takes a brave man to make such a poster... 5L
spacedog - July 16, 2012, 5:42 pm, #237339
Armageddon! 5L Caveman.


INCONVIENIENT TRUTH -




HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.




SHOOT FOR THE MOON. EVEN IF YOU MISS, - at least you'll float aimlessly through an unforgiving vacuum of death.


TAGS: les brown truth
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - May 13, 2010, 8:38 am, #175839
nice idea for the Darwin Award - thread ;)


SPEED -


TAGS: relationships ruined true truth p***
Rating: 4.89/5

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5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:34 pm, #209421
Although nobody is perfect... She was disconcerted with the almost dead h***er in my trunk. Kind of a mess making sure she fit the amputee part of the fantasy. True love is someone who will help you bury someone alive.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:22 pm, #209420

wow, I am so glad you found that special somebody....
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:18 pm, #209418
No worries, she is into Slovakian amputee animal scat as well.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:13 pm, #209416

got caught Monkey?
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 4:10 pm, #209415
lmao Brilliant! 5Lashings!


Broken Promises -




LIARS - Honesty is the best policy, except if you are an exquisite liar.


TAGS: truth liar
Rating: 3.94/5

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TAGS: 9 11 truther america terrorism
Rating: 2.22/5


ADVERTISEMENTS -




OK -


TAGS: conservatives liberals the truth
Rating: 3.2/5

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Whatwhat - October 27, 2009, 10:27 pm, #131356
d*** liberals, they're so d*** conservative...
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:52 am, #112682
Couldn't help it. Hey, to make it up to ya, I'll buy you a bag of milk.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:32 am, #112680
Oh that Canadian crack was wayyy below the border. Way!
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:29 am, #112678
You were never the prob, bud. Always respect they way you chime in with reason and logic (and occasionally you can be funny, for a Canadian).
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:12 am, #112677
I figured you weren't well rested when you commingled "Don't forget" with "etc." *snickers* So take it easy man, and rest a**ured that I am just passin' by tonight. No more drive by's, promise. Take it easy.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:03 am, #112676
Don't start ranting, Sean. I'm too tired today to muster the anger required to fight thought nazis.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:55 am, #112673
Seriously, what the hell was Moore's f/n point? What a dufus. Nearest I cold figure is that because Clinton was bombing the hell outta Bosnia (to halt a genocide), that somehow made high school dudes trigger happy.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:52 am, #112672
rent control? thank a liberal. organized violence called a "picket line"? thank a liberal. allowing guns in national parks? thank a liberal. confusing the hell outta me halfway through "Bowling for Colombine"? thank a liberal.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:42 am, #112671
Don't forget about organized crime (teamsters), corrupted politicians, crippling overhead costs for US auto industries, etc.
Bah - August 27, 2009, 9:01 am, #112529
Can I thank him with that hammer?
faulty switch - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am, #111370
dont even get me started on welfare. lets give lazy people incentive to stay lazy.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:26 pm, #71182
Welfare and the generations that are living off of it. Talk about Social Security and giving it to illeagals. Cmon man your paying for it!
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 6:31 pm, #60147
Higher taxes? Deficit that grows at over a million dollars a minute? Voter fraud? Thank a liberal!


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm, #117419
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


TRUTH -


TAGS: truth beautiful lie mariand
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 11:49 am, #242887
The 5L oops moment!


R•E•A•L•I•T•Y - I prefer mine in small, sharp doses Like slivers of truth shoved under my nails


TAGS: reality truth sad
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oiler - January 17, 2013, 11:53 am, #242566
It is the one of the most senseless thing a person can do, and there is NO excuse for it. The punishment for impaired driving does not fit the crime. Very thought provoking. 5L


TRUTH - No one wants to admit it.


TAGS: truth
Rating: 4.43/5

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RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water


TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am, #193096
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am, #193095
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am, #193066
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am, #193060
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am, #193059
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am, #193058
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am, #193057
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am, #193056
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am, #193055
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am, #193054
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am, #193053
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am, #193052
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am, #193050
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am, #193047
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am, #193044
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.


PEOPLE -


TAGS: people shadows truth life hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

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Theinconsequent - November 13, 2011, 9:42 am, #225770
Brillant ph**o and a meaningful caption. This has it all. And I like this one so well, that I'm going to ask your permission to make use of it ;)


HONEST - Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.




MEMORY -


TAGS: lies truth humanity need hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 20, 2010, 4:31 am, #203116
Great minds think alike. funny how we both posted on the same subject together. 5 LIE-ons


OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can.


TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change truth deficit taxes
Rating: 3.08/5

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HAHA - May 4, 2009, 7:18 pm, #77707
One loser, two loosers Ahh Ahh Ahh


VERACITY -


TAGS: death life truth
Rating: 4.76/5

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Greeny - December 1, 2012, 7:09 pm, #241110
Another for the WOW book!
GaryO - December 1, 2012, 6:19 pm, #241109
BAM!
MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 3:25 pm, #241100
Sensational poster sho!


BEAUTY -




SO TRUE - who needs me now?




NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER -




TRUTH -




TRUTH -


TAGS: truth lie enemies friends lovers
Rating: 4.69/5

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Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 2:49 pm, #221793

you have the right site. very nice...5L solid. funny OR demotivational.
gas - April 22, 2011, 10:06 am, #217077
Ok, thx for the clarification ^^, I wasn't very sure if it was the right place
forseti - April 22, 2011, 9:57 am, #217076
IMO there are too many sites. Motifake is the correct place. We collect _demotivational_ posters and this is one. Some of the best posters here are not really funny but pretty sad!
gas - April 22, 2011, 9:37 am, #217075
Maybe I should have posted it better on motitwist :/
WillH - April 22, 2011, 1:25 am, #217060
I like the ph**o, but not very funny.
gas - April 21, 2011, 7:37 am, #216957
:P well seen... thx!
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:47 am, #216951
So Gas, you're an enemy I guess... 5 spiders


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: religion difference illusion truth
Rating: 4.63/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:07 am, #239357
Are you saying that my imaginary friend is not real?


TELLING THE TRUTH - A man's scale knows how to do it. A woman's scale does not.




TRUTH -




THE TRUTH - Is beyond signs


TAGS: truth beyond signs
Rating: 3.5/5

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almarpa - August 26, 2010, 10:16 am, #190842
Indeed, is a really good picture and has a lot to say with the correct caption.
GreyScorpion - August 26, 2010, 9:24 am, #190830
another twist on this pic, 84459


DISNEY CHANNEL - The only place in which people that have no talent, can obtain a career.....


TAGS: truth disney
Rating: 3.44/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:54 pm, #123700
They do have talent, it's just we're too old and sophisticated to appreciate it.


THE TRUTH - You know it. They don't mean the element.




GLOCK 21 -


TAGS: glock 21 45 1911 truth
Rating: 1.36/5

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tomyironmane - July 28, 2013, 1:57 am, #248124
Besides, someone just passed me a few pix of Glock Kabooms. Turns out you DO have to baby a Glock, especially on ammo, or the chambers might rupture... whereas a 1911 will eat anything that isn't +P.... and a Hi-point will eat any ol' garbage you feed it.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:21 pm, #248070
Who said you had to baby them? Just don't treat them like garbage. Hell, a stock GI 1911 you probably CAN treat like garbage. The issues come when you treat a tight 1911 like garbage, and you'll get that reliability issue with any tight-tolerance pistol.
TheScottsMan - July 24, 2013, 5:10 pm, #248038
I'd rather buy one you don't have to baby to get to work right. That's a REAL pistol. Not a 1911 you buy at baby gap.
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 2:57 pm, #248027
Agreed, go get a real pistol and learn to take care of it, instead of using it as a post-hole digger, boat anchor, doorstop, wheel chock, coffee-table leveling device, hammer, and so on.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 3:16 pm, #248015
Man, I wish we could agree on something. I love them without plaid bras.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 2:58 pm, #248014
As a Scotsman I love Scottish women in plaid bras :)
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 2:40 pm, #248012
Hey what do you expect from a Scotsman with tyts (being funny here, Scottsman). Yeah, I’m not a 1911 fan either. It s/be buried with the Glock. Sh**/carried ‘em all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2013, 1:48 pm, #248011
"Pretty" hand guns…now I've heard it all.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 12:28 pm, #248010
Glock has outperformed 1911 in every way except looks. All a 1911 is good for is looking pretty in a case.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 8:42 am, #248006
Burying a Glock. Good move. Make it deep.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 6:13 pm, #247990
Thats the only way you're going to get a 1911 to work for 100 years anyway. They'll rust shut so easy its not even funny. It's funny you think a pistol that's been altered countless times to look nothing like its original has been around 100 years.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 5:57 pm, #247988
Saving Character space grammar nazi. So basically you're saying that if you pack it in cosmoline it'll last 100 years? and you think the Glock won't. You can bury a Glock in the ground for 30 years and it'll fire. It's been done.
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:29 pm, #247987
30 days of saltwater is not a hundred years of use/storage, NOR is it 100+ years of production and proven results. As for MY 1911? Possibly, it's stainless steel. That having been said, I don't use it as a boat anchor. Also: *you *your *you *yourself.
TheScottsMan - July 19, 2013, 9:00 am, #247906
Not only can I say that, but u can store a Glock 21 .45 13+1 under saltwater for 30 days and it'll still fire. Can you say that about ur precious 1911? Look at a real U.S. Patent 984519. That's a 1911 not what u think is a 1911. Don't fool urself dude.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:49 pm, #247883
Come bacl in a hundred years and scra** the cosmoline off and a 1911 will work just like it did when your great grandpa packed it away. Can you say the same of a Glock? Can you say that they'll be still in production in the 2100s? Bet the 1911 will be.
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:14 am, #240135
Blasphemer!
M0rd3kaI - April 10, 2012, 6:40 pm, #233034
*ahem* "Lazyness" and that is also where muscle memory comes in play
TheScottsMan - April 10, 2012, 11:00 am, #233025
Yea, cause thats exactly what I want to do... a mag change ever seven rounds and making sure my saftey is off... 2 steps I can avoid.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 10:02 am, #232833
For zombies... a nice knife or axe, as for preparedness... that's where more mags come into play.
TheScottsMan - April 6, 2012, 6:59 am, #232817
As a Marine Corps pistol expert accuracy isn't my problem. Also as an Eagle Scout "Be Prepared" son, thats my motto. Be Prepared, becauses those d***ed zombies aren't going to kill themselves :)
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 6:20 am, #232816
Snakeskin handle gives it a more roughneck look... but still. anyway, if you need more rounds it only means you shouldn't have a firearm in the first place ;)
TheScottsMan - April 5, 2012, 11:30 pm, #232798
http://www.thefirearmsforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=34278&stc=1&d=1266622906 No one can escape the pinkness. They even made a hello kitty AK for godsakes! Grip thickness = mag capacity. I need more than 7-8 rounds.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm, #232767
and what not. so far as I know the 1911 does not have that shame on its name
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm, #232766
My (And many others) prefer the 1911. oh and the size of the glock (thickness) is far greater than that of the colt or more modern 1911 styles. as for the 'hellokitti' I was referring to the hellokitti theme placed on so many firearms nowdays, pink, white
TheScottsMan - March 29, 2012, 5:06 pm, #232337
hellokitti handguns? Are you refering to Glock? A Glock 21 has vertually double the mag capacity of any 1911. Noth to mention that its rated far higher for combat use than the 1911. Lose the training wheels and the saftey, the 19ll is the hellokitti gun.
M0rd3kaI - March 29, 2012, 4:39 pm, #232334
Kimber nor Colt came up second in a quality match either, function is one thing, but it aint no intimidating item to wield 2 hellokitti handguns
templar13 - March 28, 2012, 6:46 pm, #232263
I'm a fan of Berettas. Just sayin', they're the startin' handgun in most RE games....
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 5:07 pm, #232255
My point exactly. I hate mechanical safties. Oh and I'm a bigger fan of function over form. I don't enter my handguns in beauty contests.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:27 pm, #232251
When wielding a firearm it's your trigger finger that provides the best safety... oh and the Kimber and 1911 looks better ;) just saying
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 2:26 pm, #232245
The kimber custom II has a b***on saftey, therefore inferior to Glock.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 2:00 pm, #232240
Kimber Custom II... consider the Glock De-Throned


Truth Love Faithful Respect -


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rerun - May 25, 2013, 10:35 am, #246010

Once again, you have set the bar high.


LOVE -


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spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm, #222524
Nice one, Cleveland.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm, #222523
Post to Moti-twist also
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm, #222522
nice!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 6:09 pm, #222515
I think is very true!
WereSteaminCleveland - August 5, 2011, 5:53 pm, #222514
Thanks, the first lines just something ive always said!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 5:47 pm, #222512
awe5ome


TRUTH -


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:17 pm, #238969
Don't get my comment wrong, I like it, 5 lions to you. But it seems a little less like "truth," and a whole lot of "can't win worth a d***."
Greeny - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am, #234354
five too fars
dy2012 - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am, #234353
nice


SNOPES -




INTUITION -




CHILDREN -




THE STRONGEST MAN -


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Coombsy007 - January 9, 2012, 11:14 am, #227381
How dare you! Superman will never die! :-Þ
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 6:52 am, #220294
super man retires. he just wears the suit to remember the glory days.


LIFE -




ROAD TO TRUTH -


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Aggy - July 21, 2009, 1:42 am, #97560
"will I sell many oranges today?"
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 7:47 pm, #97437
As I sit at the roadside, I wonder...
RON - July 20, 2009, 5:37 pm, #97413
Thanks Mr. KDP3
KDP3 - July 20, 2009, 3:54 pm, #97397
Ron your posters are the best and only true "demotivation" posters


THE TRUTH - Just because it is.


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Krissie - August 2, 2009, 12:59 pm, #103891
LOL! 5 lions from me!
michael - October 31, 2008, 8:16 pm, #32166
as an SA resident, f*** that is so true!... srsly the amount of scare posters is unbelievable....
KDP3 - May 7, 2008, 4:24 am, #2978
Truly EPIC t*** right their
Sean - May 5, 2008, 5:42 pm, #2916
I love how you put that. Honest.


"THE TROUBLE - ...with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so." --Ronald Reagan


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WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:12 pm, #136346
Some are some aren't, P. The main reason some of the crooks (either party) stay in office is because of the short attention span of the Amer...hey look! A squirrel!
Porcelina - November 13, 2009, 7:09 pm, #136344
I think everyone is just sick of politics.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:06 pm, #136343
To each their own. This quote is too true to be very funny. I just happen to like the way he stated it.
Walkerofskies - November 13, 2009, 9:54 am, #136269
Picture of Ronald Reagan with the 'Hope' campain color palette, and a quote from RR. I'm sorry WTFO but this is unoriginal and the quote was barely funny in the first place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 2:23 am, #136229
Why? It's just a picture and a quote......I say dig Reagan up and give him the lions....fair is fair.
TheSarge - November 13, 2009, 2:16 am, #136228
This one gets a 5.


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Rick69 - April 12, 2015, 11:04 am, #260756
Made me look up "veracity"... Not even mad. Great composition.
mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:55 am, #260517
Excellent choice of ph**o! Truth well told! Going on the wall! 5L
Reality Lord - March 23, 2015, 6:33 am, #260497

WOW! i think you just raised the bar...a mile.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:16 pm, #260491
Gonna hafta start callin' you Oldsob if you keep this up
lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 7:38 pm, #260489

Goajus!


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Greybeard - August 24, 2014, 10:23 pm, #256334
LoL :)
GaryO - August 24, 2014, 8:23 pm, #256332
Not sure why, but I just got a hankerin’ fer gingerbread.


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the1stCOMMI3 - September 8, 2011, 12:13 pm, #224083
And that's why black ppl put everything into the box on the left


SIMPLE TRUTHS - "Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own arm." ~ Sidney J. Phillips ~


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beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:03 pm, #237876
lol ... Thanks very much. ;)
SteveFurlong - April 9, 2012, 9:18 pm, #232999
Very motivational! Are you sure it's on the correct site? 5L regardless.


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caveman - April 21, 2012, 2:41 am, #233625
I completely know what you are saying jack, the idea of this poster was exactly that, convey the exact opposite of what is the reality. Confusing, yes i know
jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:08 am, #233619
SOUNDS LIKE A COP OUT TO ME.. DIEING TO BE A HERO... MOST OF THOSE MEN AND WOMEN DO IT CAUSE THEY LOVE HELPING PEOPLE OR T=LOVE THERE JOB.. NOT BECAUSE THEY LOVE THE GLORY... DOESNT BELONG HERE. TO MOTO
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 6:52 am, #233533

sounds like the pledge to fatherhood :)


EASTER -


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mariand - April 8, 2012, 11:18 am, #232939
it seem really interesting, chaser...
CloudchaserS - April 8, 2012, 10:27 am, #232937
My church had an interesting idea for this morning's service. A dramatization of DaVinci's The Last Supper. Fun fact. The art wasn't intended to be a faithful depiction, but was intended to depict what it might look like in 15th century Italy


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TRUTH - They say the truth will set you free. Yeah free from your house, your friends and your job


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ORWELL'S TRUTH - In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell




INDISPUTABILITY - Beat that!




THE TRUTH - It's out there, you just have to be paying attention.


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??? - October 23, 2008, 2:58 pm, #29775
Tom Boy Special?


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BEAUTY -




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GaryO - July 29, 2013, 7:48 pm, #248144
Good show, ML
BobbEdwards - July 29, 2013, 6:09 pm, #248143
Deep 5tuff


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East Is The New West -




OF TRUTH AND LOVE -


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mariand - October 20, 2012, 5:55 pm, #240084
...and they'll think that's a normal way of living... amsome Hammy


T•R•U•T•H - The worst thing about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth


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EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 5:21 pm, #242356
Perhaps past experience suggested it was the wiser course.
merlehoffa - January 8, 2013, 12:34 am, #242277
Thank you!
TheSanityInspector - January 7, 2013, 12:24 pm, #242254
Bullseye.
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:16 am, #242249
Nicely done 5L.


BAD DECISIONS - Make good stories.


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The Awful Truth -




THE TRUTH HURTS - No one checks the supply... Until it's too late




TRUTH - “You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth."


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Trixie - June 13, 2012, 8:18 pm, #236247
Thanks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2012, 8:08 am, #236228
Please post this to religifake. 5L


BIGOTRY - He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. Andrew Carnegie




SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us)


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WTFO - September 29, 2009, 5:07 pm, #122655
the bottom 80% of tax payers combined. I'm lost on how you justify the statement of "the middle class paid more taxes than anyone else" in light of those figures. My reading is fine, your math, however, is another story my friend.
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 5:05 pm, #122654
Dude, your math is killing me. Who are you counting as "middle class"? By the chart provided on your site, the top 20% paid 62.9% of all taxes collected after the Bush cuts. That is more than the remaining 80% combined. The top 5% paid 34.4%, more than
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:44 am, #122567
again, you are not reading. I said the TAX BURDEN. While taxes went down for ALL, the middle class bore the most of the cost. Allow me to translate, THE MIDDLE CLASS PAID MORE TAXES THAN ANYONE ELSE. is that clear enough?
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:39 pm, #118485
Your site reference proves my point. It says the middle class taxes were REDUCED by Bush by 1.9%Glad you see it my way.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:22 am, #118274
Oh and before you flame me, "Run by Obama" is not what you said exactly, but implied by his connections to it. (which are also false)
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:21 am, #118273
http://www.factcheck.org/kerrys_tax_ad_literally_accurate_but_misleading.html .... Here is a good article during Kerry's (another moron's) campaign but has a nice table showing how the middle class tax burden increased during Bush.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:12 am, #118271
did you just use Factcheck.Org? the site you said was run by Obama when i cited one of their articles? Tsk, Tsk, WTFO, your hypocrisy is showing again. The tax burden was solidly and clearly shifted to the middle class during the Bush regime.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:40 am, #118229
kind of "social justice". The Bush cuts actually resulted in the rich paying more in taxes than before his tax cuts. http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/what_percent_of_taxes_does_the_top.html
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:39 am, #118228
I don't have a problem with a flat tax. That is the best way to go. You apparently don't have an understanding of tax facts though. The top 1% under Bush and Reagan paid around 30% of all taxes collected. Dems oppose flat taxes in favor of creating some
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:30 am, #118223
10 to 15 percent, across the board. no shelters, no write-offs, no out of country non-sense. everyone pays the same percentage.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:29 am, #118222
For 8 years, my pocket was ra**D by the Bush administration as the tax burden was clearly based on wiping out the middle class in favor of the rich, it brought us to where we are today. The same thing happened under Reagan. I am all for a fair tax code
WTFO - July 21, 2009, 1:41 am, #97559
Thank you, kia. Unfortunately, nobody cares until they have their pockets picked by the Admin and Congress. Oh well, a new election in 2010 for CONgress and another in 2012 should help the situation.
knowitall - July 20, 2009, 4:59 pm, #97403
omg WTFO, you are really explaining this well. it's a shame the vast majority of this country can't even understand what you've said, nor do they care to.
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:13 pm, #81209
This ***k said that there would be a web site that would track every penny of the stimulus money. Wheres it at you liar? But hey the White house has a facebook.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:03 am, #79138
To the right, bud.
mooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm, #79111
hey WTFO how they hangin. I cannot comment legibly due to alcohol poisoning. bababooey bababooey....I'm gonna regret this tomorrow.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:15 pm, #79095
for all his "emergency" spending. In addition, his FY10 budget is 25% above our national GDP. He did cut 0.5% of it though and that included benefits for wounded police officers and radiation detectors at our sea ports. Good places to cut the budget, huh?
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:13 pm, #79094
Just sign! This is not my fault, I inherited this, seems to be his excuse. If the POTUS had nothing to do with the markets, then why did he accept 6 figures in donations from Fannie? Hate me if you want, but I'm pissed that my children will have to pay
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:11 pm, #79092
to have time to read because we "gotta act now to avoid a catastrophe", has only had 4% of it spent so far. Doesn't sound like an emergency to me. Look at the majority of the POTUS' spending. It's all been during an event labeled a "CRISIS". Don't think!
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:10 pm, #79091
Your a**ertion that Pres Obama is doing "the best he can" is false in my eyes. He is conducting a huge power grab from the marketplace into the hands of the govt to further his socialist agenda. That "EMERGENCY" stimulus bill that no Congressman was able
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:08 pm, #79090
institutions that was signed by Pres Clinton in the late 90s. Pinning this whole event on just the Reps is a complete lie that the Dems have been able to sell to ignorant folks who are too lazy to do their own research instead of trusting corrupt media.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:07 pm, #79089
deal of help towards their failure. Mostly from Dems who pushed them to offer loans to those who can't afford to repay. Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, the Congressional Black Caucus. Not to mention the bi-partisan bill that called for the deregulation of those
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:05 pm, #79088
1st off, there's a pain deep in my chest to learn that yet another Dem hates me. (oh never mind, that gas). Let's be very clear, only the big banks failed, BoA, Citi, Fannie, Freddie, AIG, etc. The small local banks are doing fine. The CEOs had a great
Robert - May 7, 2009, 2:00 pm, #78551
Also Bush and replubicans n general along with some conservatives have one particular problem, stagnation, they try to solve new problems with old strategies, they need to evolve if they want to return to being leaders of the nation.
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:58 pm, #78550
bought and invested with the I.O.U.s people gave them creating the bubble. Government (Bush's(is that how you spell it?)) wasn't involved in the collapse and Obama is currently trying to do the best he can with the tools at hand, also
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:55 pm, #78549
happened with the Great Depression, you know the loans for stock purchase, with the help of the people (Regardless of political affiliation) who bought houses they couldn't afford with money they didn't have and then the banks used this loans to pay, they
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:52 pm, #78548
While I agree with WTFO's (who i've decided to hate) first two posts, the is just a hate rant, the CEO s (or presidents can't recall the title for people who manage banks ) caused the collapse by making bad business choices and creating a bubble like what
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:18 pm, #70279
While a 3rd term of Pres Bush would be far superior to having an Obama-nation, it wasn't an option. By the way, I read many books. Just not one written by Karl Marx like you apparently do.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:17 pm, #70278
80% owner of AIG, throwing good money after bad to auto industry and firing a CEO instead of going after the unions that are crippling the industry. Finally, if you want to critique our politics you should learn that our presidents can only serve 2 terms
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:15 pm, #70276
long before the US. The difference is that their socialism was already ingrained and present so the govt's just funneled more funds into failing businesses and keeping them on life support. Now, we have a socialist in charge who is making the US govt an
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:14 pm, #70273
which will make them want to spend in the free market. When consumers have confidence that the govt isn't going to tax the hell out of them to support socialism, then businesses expand and create jobs. As for who failed, Europe was failing in this area
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:12 pm, #70272
Ah, we hear from the whiner from foreign lands. Here's how it works in a capitalist society my socialist friend, if people save some of their money in the banks, then banks have more capital to issue loans, and people get more confident in their fincances
SQED - April 3, 2009, 10:44 am, #70068
you are an idiot. if people save there money how will the economy get better, ya need to spend money to make money. ya dope. your country has FAILED and you brought the rest of us with you. I bet u voted to give that Redneck 4 more years, read a book!
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:52 pm, #61388
and your life will be so much better for it,if not...then get off your loser a**es,and get into office then do something you think will make a diffrence,if not...shut your f***ing mouths for christ sakes,you f***ing douchebags.
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:51 pm, #61387
i faught in iraq,and i'd do it again,i have been sh**,but i'd do it again.see the diffrence between me and you,is that i just dont give a ****,this country will not fail,wanna know the secrect to being me.stop GIVEING A ****! its that simple...
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:48 pm, #61386
who CARES! war,is fun,war is peace.with out war,you have no peace,and no money,war makes money.whats wrong with our economy,hmmmm?,are you broke? if you are,how is that the our government's fault,hmmm? SAVE YOUR f***ING MONEY RETARDS! its not that hard.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:54 pm, #60540
@ baro - And the best defense for this economic collapse is to throw money at it? Money that doesn't really exist. I think not.
barockeva - February 18, 2009, 4:38 pm, #60537
So, instead or protecting America from the threat of economic collapse, you think we should dig our own grave trying to fight an unwinnable war?
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 9:39 pm, #57668
As one of the (maybe not so) young men who has been sent to the desert, I'd rather have that funded to protect this nation's freedom than have that money spent expanding a socialist govt, and a welfare state.
barockeva - February 7, 2009, 3:49 pm, #57595
Haiku, the difference is that he's spending for stuff here, instead of sending billions for young men to be murdered in the desert.
Mark - February 5, 2009, 11:36 am, #57104
Hakiu - Rest a**ured that the "Anointed One," his political pals in the congress, and our liberal news media will blame everything on GWB. This stimulus package is so full of liberal pork that it's down right anti-Muslim.
Hakiu - February 5, 2009, 11:21 am, #57101
But he is the anointed one, everything he does is perfect. This is what America voted for, and people thought the Repubs were wasteful spenders. Now a whole new wave of waste will wash across this land.
Mark - February 5, 2009, 10:54 am, #57095
WTFO - As usual you're "right on the money." Sorry...I couldn't stop myself. 5 big fluffies for you sir.


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WTFO - April 12, 2009, 11:48 pm, #72647
In order to get really good spin, you have to start the twist at the shoulder, and speed it up at the elbow when you throw it. I think we are wearing down Ron. He'll convert soon.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:56 pm, #70156
d*** WTFO! You put so much spin on that one that my monitor moved. Ron...How can we convince you to come over to our side and make high quality posters for the righteous right wingers?
WTFO - March 17, 2009, 6:22 pm, #66345
It really is the only way logical, intelligent conservatives can be convinced that socialism, high taxes, mass entitlement programs and Obamanomics are good for America. Thanks for the free ad, Ron.
WTFO - March 17, 2009, 6:20 pm, #66344
Yes, my newest book! It helps conservatives change into Democrats and liberals. The Democrat procedure only calls for a full frontal lobotomy whereas full blown Kool-Aid guzzling liberal is a complete removal of everything above the spinal cord.
... - March 17, 2009, 12:48 am, #66236
ANN, RUSS, Hannity, O'Rly, more to come.


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vasilache - April 28, 2010, 9:27 am, #173811
the guy to the left of "the virus" .. yeah the one in yellow...he's old shool
Arrogant Knight - August 26, 2009, 8:52 am, #112168
Guy in the front row (right of the chick in blue) creeps me out... And by the look on blue chick's face, he's up to something very, very weird...
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 8:45 am, #112167
but i like the poster
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 8:45 am, #112165
haha,that virus will be the only one to finish on time,a mac runs to slow


SIGN OF THE TIMES - The truth is that most dreams are too expensive for people to ever see come true.




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HOUSE - I don't care what is written about me As long as it isn't true


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TRUTH - THE GREAT REVELATION IS ETCHED FOREVER. THIS SHALL BE REGARDLESS THROUGHOUT THE AGES.




LOVE IS OUR TRUE DESTINY - We Do Not Find The Meaning Of Life Alone, We Only Find It With Another ... ... Sometimes With One Who Failed




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WTFO - March 16, 2009, 1:34 am, #66060
That is so wrong, Ron. Two points if I may: 1. I can never be changed without a full frontal lobotomy, 2. I'm always the pitcher.
RON - March 16, 2009, 1:16 am, #66058
Keeps you sir, Mr. WTFO on your toes eh?...lol
RON - March 16, 2009, 1:15 am, #66057
was always thinking of WTFO when making...lol...it,s like a Obama bodyguard with WTFO...Fun is Fun!


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manicbranic - October 9, 2009, 1:15 pm, #125034
Faith & spitituality are for losers, and risk is inherently exclusive. To crowd out people who can actually afford healthcare the government is going to have incur further fiscal losses. Would be cheaper to just build hospitals in the slums.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 1:04 pm, #124351
Silly libs, Jesus believed in charity! If you ask me to contribute, that's charity. If you FORCE me to give my money to another citizen, that's theft. Jesus wasn't big on stealing.
VinceVicious - August 30, 2009, 4:40 am, #113208
barockeva, you should know that it it won't be free and will come from our taxes. the current rates will not be enough.
LogicDude - March 13, 2009, 9:27 am, #65417
And his health care wasn't run by the Romans, Pharisees or Saducees - so NO government-mandated costs or taxes were involved.
BoneCD - March 12, 2009, 7:32 pm, #65324
I think that the Bible shows that Jesus was into "Selective Health Care"...the shock and awe kind if I'm not mistaken
barockeva - March 12, 2009, 7:23 pm, #65320
Jesus supported free healthcare.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 7:06 pm, #63096
Porcelina - Please change your picture. I can't argue with you when you're staring at me like that.
Porcelina - March 2, 2009, 6:38 pm, #63091
Jesus wanted to Liberate the hebrews.. liberate..liberal.. I think that's it
Marduke - March 2, 2009, 6:20 pm, #63090
I'm thinking the holy spirit was liberal just to offset the trinity. At least that is what my guardian angel told me.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 12:27 pm, #62990
Yeah Ron...you lost me on this one too. I think of our two political parties the Right wingers are the more religious even. I'm sure most Democrats consider Jesus to be a Liberal, but us Republicans know that God is on our side.
walkerofskies - March 2, 2009, 12:16 pm, #62984
I have looked at this thing a whole lot what does the cartoon mean? Where is the joke?
walkerofskies - March 2, 2009, 12:16 pm, #62983
I have looked at this thing a whole lot what does the cartoon mean? Where is the joke?
Cubbybear - February 5, 2009, 10:28 am, #57087
In order for an eagle to fly it needs both wings


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TAGS: darkness covers truth ghouls horror
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 3:26 pm, #257206
Halloween seems to bring out your darker side, quite well. Don't be sleepy, keep it creepy? Wow... that's bad lyrical prose, but accurate.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 11:59 am, #257200

How'd you know about my wheelchair?
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 10:43 am, #257198
So much for chicken feet dim sum tonight. Vernie, you been rollin’. Rollin’ like the brakes on yer wheelchair give out. You go, gurl. Quite the show. Indeed.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 8:37 am, #257196

Thanks, Greeny.
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:44 am, #257194
very nice - good thing compfort is where it is
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 1:58 am, #257192

Thank you, sho.
Sho - October 20, 2014, 1:40 am, #257191
beautiful. 5/f


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